When poem equals oral sex

Inside the trade, Eileen R. Tabios' hairiest pieces are sometimes referred to, quite baldly, as "sham poo," but we'd like to trim this unjustified assertation by saying that among the non-connoisseur even the most perfectly coiffed quiff is, unbelievably, just annoying pube in the mouth. Keep munching!

This is my contribution to Eileen Tabios' Blurb Project. (Like I knew what I was talking about...) Read details here and join the fun!